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Shirts for people who read the logs

Funny stuff for hackers, coders, sysadmins, students, and the one person in every family who gets asked to fix the Wi-Fi. No logos. No brand on the front. Just a small icon on the pocket and the joke on the back, so people read it while you walk away. Made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Anatomy of a Bad Decision tee in black, front pocket icon and back print Anatomy of a Bad Decision tee in white, front pocket icon and back print
T-SHIRT · BLACK OR WHITE

Anatomy of a Bad Decision

$29.99

A cutaway of a key switch getting pressed. $ sudo. No backup. Friday 4:57 PM. Pocket: a tiny key switch.

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Parking Lot Edition tee in black, front pocket icon and back print Parking Lot Edition tee in white, front pocket icon and back print
T-SHIRT · BLACK OR WHITE

Parking Lot Edition

$29.99

An exploded USB drive. Free storage. Unknown origin. Autorun enabled. Plug it in, see what happens. Pocket: FREE 64GB.

Coming soon
THE BOOK

Defenseless by Design

Not sold here.

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